- Title: Colour - Facts, Fun and Tips
- Released: 2011-10-14
- Pages: 64
- ASIN: B005X952QK
Colours can tell you if a banana is ripe enough to eat (yellower); if there’s sufficient decoction in your coffee(browner); whether the boss is mad at (red) or in love with (redder) you. Whether the weather is hot or cold, whether the leather is weathered. Whether your mother-in-law is going to visit you. Not true, just put it in, to make colour sound important.
Colours can make you drool over a piece of art, a bowl of ice cream, a pair of lips…not necessarily in that order. Colours can affect your brain, if any. They can make you go red with anger, green with envy, yellow with fear, oranges with lemons, black and blue. Colours also heal, according to some therapists and can bring you luck, bad or good, according to occultists.
Colours help you be attractive to that special person or win that corporate game. Colour plays an important role in power dressing, window dressing and crossdressing. Colours help you design the perfect home or win first prize in the art contest. The colours on your visiting card communicate to your clients and friends: tell them whether your company is stylish and corporate, arty farty, or plain boring. Cols on a poster could make you buy that cool pair of coolers, trousers or undies. BTW, dry your white clothes in the sun and coloured brights in the shade. His coat of many colours got Joseph into trouble. But he was such a straight man that Pharaoh made a ruler out of him. Old joke, sorry, but not an off-colour one. Off-c jokes or jokes that are welcome in impolite society may be found inside the book. pdf